10 test answers that will make you say, “Nailed it!”
Jul31

10 test answers that will make you say, “Nailed it!”

Remember the sheer panic and terror that entered your heart when you came to a test question and didn’t know the answer? Most of us just left it blank and then cried in a bathroom stall by ourselves. Not these people. These rogue scholars went so above and beyond with their test answers, they deserve an honorary spot in Mensa.   That’s just so Judy! Not wrong….Not wrong at all. An obvious answer to an obvious...

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Mike’s Vlog: The Perfect Beach Bod
Jul30

Mike’s Vlog: The Perfect Beach Bod

Gluten Morgan! (That’s German for “Good morning!”) Great news — I’ve posted another vlog for all you internetters out there! This one’s all about getting the perfect beach bod, which I’m obviously an expert on. Just look at me. I’ve been told my body resembles Michelangelo (the Ninja Turtle, not the statue). I mean, the proof is in the pudding … which is why I eat it 5-6 times per...

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Funny notes left by strangers
Jul28

Funny notes left by strangers

Forget orange — passive aggressive is the new black. And there’s no better way to get under a person’s skin than by leaving a backhanded note with no attribution. If you’re really good, you can leave the victim both annoyed but laughing anyway. Check out these examples – they’re like a master’s class in trolling:   Well that’s rude.     Wow, “Jim,” that’s...

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Ask Mike: Fired
Jul25

Ask Mike: Fired

Dear Mike, Lately I’ve been getting the feeling that I’m about to lose my job. Have you ever been fired? – Worried in Waldo Dear Worried, You’re going to find this hard to believe, but yes, I actually have been fired … from every job I’ve ever had. I even got fired from a volunteer soup kitchen for sneezing into a giant pot of chicken soup and failing to tell anyone until after the pneumonia...

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5 Types of Happy Hours
Jul24

5 Types of Happy Hours

Ah, happy hour. That glorious time that makes 5 o’clock come faster and the work week (almost) bearable. And while all happy hours ultimately serve the same purpose — postponing reality for just a wee bit longer — no two are exactly alike. That’s why we’ve broken them down into five main categories:   1. The “Unhappy” Happy Hour This is where disgruntled co-workers get together to do a...

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