Ask Mike: Breakfast in Bed
Aug29

Ask Mike: Breakfast in Bed

Dear Mike, I’m planning on making breakfast in bed for my fiancée this weekend. Do you have any recommendations for what I should cook? – Over Easy in OP   Dear Easy, They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, which is why I make sure to eat it as soon as I wake up in the late afternoon. And the best part is that every day is breakfast in bed day when you don’t have a job… or...

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KC Bacon-Fest Perfectly Suits Our Taste Buds
Aug28

KC Bacon-Fest Perfectly Suits Our Taste Buds

Bacon makes everything better. It’s a fact, really. Science. Without that crispy strip of pork, your favorite sandwich is just a B — as in boring — LT. Eggs are sad and lonely without their classic, sizzling side. And where would comedian Jim Gaffigan be without his famous bacon bit? Probably living in the streets with nothing but a blanket and a frozen Hot Pocket. The Rehabilitation Institute of Kansas City...

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Mike’s Vlog: Spokesperson 101
Aug27

Mike’s Vlog: Spokesperson 101

I’m getting so close to 1,000 facebook likes so I thought I’d go ahead and do some research on what it takes to be a super famous spokesperson-person, since one day I’m going to be mentioned in the same breath as Flo, Mayhem, Jared, and all those other cool people. After exhaustive research including 36 entire pages of reading, I’ve got a pretty good idea what I’m doing. Check it out.   P.S. Go check...

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No Need to Waffle: The Taco Bell Breakfast Will Destroy You
Aug25

No Need to Waffle: The Taco Bell Breakfast Will Destroy You

We’ve all been here. It’s 2 a.m. on a Saturday night, and we’re in a car full of glossy-eyed party goers who crave the perfect nightcap to a wild evening out: Taco Bell. We reach the drive thru and begin barking out a food order that would feed most third-world countries. Then we get home, devour our Crunch Wrap Supremes, chase them down with fire-hot liquid cheese sauce and pass out while wheezing our way to bed....

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Ask Mike: Ice Bucket Challenge
Aug22

Ask Mike: Ice Bucket Challenge

Dear Mike, Everybody is doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Are you going to do it? – Freezin’ for a Cause Freezin’ – Really? You’re asking if I — MAZUMA MIKE — am going to do the ice bucket challenge? Ha! More like, how hard did I already nail the ice bucket challenge?! Answer: pretty hard. And while I was at it, I also developed a flesh-eating parasite, so … bonus points???...

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