Mazuma Mike Goes to the World Series
Oct22

Mazuma Mike Goes to the World Series

The Royals are in the World Series, so Mazuma sent me to Kauffman Stadium to see what it’s all about! I met a lot of diehard Royals fans, including Santa and Batman! I also ran into a world famous painter, a half naked guitar player and a Giants fan who was obviously severely confused. But the best part is, I got a ticket to the game! Check out the video to see my awesome...

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I Got to Try the Taco Bell Sriracha Menu, and You Should Die of Envy
Oct20

I Got to Try the Taco Bell Sriracha Menu, and You Should Die of Envy

[ed. note: We were initially going to call this post “Confessions of a Self-Hating Taco Bell Addict,” but once our intrepid Mazumafy-er went out and tried the new Taco Bell Sriracha Menu, we had to rethink it. You’ll see why as you read.]   Kansas City, get thee to a Taco Bell. Taco Bell recently launched a new Kansas City-only line of Sriracha-infused menu items in what appears to be a (highly successful)...

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Kansas City Royals Memes: A Brief History
Oct16

Kansas City Royals Memes: A Brief History

In the spirit of pointing out just how awesome the Royals are, we’d like to remind you what everyone thought about them as recently as this summer. You know, when the Royals were kind of a joke. Like here:   Or here:   And here:   Here too:   And all the poor, laughable, pathetic Royals fans were relentlessly mocked.   But, see, things changed.   It may have taken a second to sink in:   But it...

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Ask Mike: Imaginary Friends
Oct15

Ask Mike: Imaginary Friends

Dear Mike, When I was a kid I had the best imaginary friend ever, Fred. We played together all the time; my parents even saved a spot for him at the dinner table every night! I miss Fred. Did you have any imaginary friends growing up? – Delusional Danny   Dear Delusional: I’m sorry to hear you and Fred aren’t friends anymore. It’s tough keeping track of people throughout the years, and even harder when they’re sometimes...

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Ask Mike: Game Day Superstitions
Oct10

Ask Mike: Game Day Superstitions

Dear Mike, The Royals are on a hot streak, and I swear it’s because I’ve sat in the exact same spot on my couch to watch every playoff game. Do you have any superstitions? — Superstitious Shannon   Dear Superstitious, First let me ask, what direction are your feet pointed when you’re sitting? Due north? South by southwest? These details are so important. Figure it out. And then don’t change it. As for me, my Royals...

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