14 Signs You’re a Kansas City Lifer
Dec22

14 Signs You’re a Kansas City Lifer

You know you’re a KC lifer if … 1. You can do this drill in your sleep   2. You grew up believing that this was an actual part of the food pyramid   3. You might snap if one more person asks you about these two   4. One of these logos makes you really happy, and (at least) one of these makes you really not happy   5. This will never stop looking weird   6. You’ve downed an entire one of these...

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5 Ways to make those lonely holiday workdays zip by
Dec16

5 Ways to make those lonely holiday workdays zip by

It’s Christmas week, and everyone in the office is long gone. Well, almost everyone. You’re stuck at work because you blew your last PTO days on your sister-in-law’s “destination” wedding in Branson. If this sounds like you, never fear; we’ve got the perfect remedy to restore your holiday cheer. Here are five ways to make those lonely holiday workdays zip by:   Pump up the holiday jams Who...

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The 12 People You Always See at Arrowhead Stadium
Dec10

The 12 People You Always See at Arrowhead Stadium

If you’ve ever been to Arrowhead for a Chiefs game, you’ll recognize these people all too well. Which one(s) are you?   1. The Sunrise Tailgater This person’s cracked his first beer before dawn and owns every lawn game imaginable — corn hole, washers, ladder golf, the works. He built his Chiefs-themed beer pong table from scratch and can burp his way through the entire 1969 Super Bowl roster.   2. The...

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If Hallmark Cards Said What We Really Thought
Dec08

If Hallmark Cards Said What We Really Thought

For decades, Hallmark has been one of Kansas City’s most celebrated companies. And while they seem to have the perfect card for every occasion, sometimes we wish they’d say the gosh-honest truth, instead of couching our feelings with fluffy sentiments. Thus, we present what Hallmark cards would look like if they said what we really thought: Newborn   Happy Birthday (Step-Dad) Holidays Wedding   Anniversary  ...

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