For Kansas Citians wanting to get their splash on, there’s really no shortage of options. Between neighborhood pools, loosely regulated slip n’ slides and late-night skinny dippin’ in the Plaza fountains, this city’s pretty much got you covered.
And that’s not even counting the two biggest waterparks in KC: Schlitterbahn and Oceans of Fun. Even though these two waterparks seem like a day of fun in the sun, most people end up driving home from them feeling dirtier than a band-aid at the bottom of a cesspool.
If you’re gonna bring kids, you’ve got two options: let ’em run free and pray that something like this won”t happen (it will) or hang out with them in the kiddie pool while marinating in a giant bath of yellow “water.”