5 Types of Happy Hours

Ah, happy hour. That glorious time that makes 5 o’clock come faster and the work week (almost) bearable. And while all happy hours ultimately serve the same purpose — postponing reality for just a wee bit longer — no two are exactly alike. That’s why we’ve broken them down into five main categories:

 

1. The “Unhappy” Happy Hour

This is where disgruntled co-workers get together to do a bunch of stuff that rhymes with “witching.” Definitely the most popular of the happy hours. Unless, of course, you work at Mazuma.

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2. The “Self-Pity” Happy Hour

This happy hour is all about wine, jammies and watching the Bachelor alone on your couch on a random Tuesday night. It says, “Yes, I’m miserable, but I’m also pathetic.”

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3. The “Parental Diversion” Happy Hour

Nothing says relaxation like coming home to a bunch of screaming, messy children who cling to your legs like a spider monkey as soon as you walk through the door. On that note, “One more round, please.”

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(please note: this happy hour may come after the kids go to bed)

 

4. The “Appetizers as Dinner” Happy Hour

“Yeah, we’ll take the wings (mild — Phil has acid reflux), mozzarella sticks, spin dip, pork sliders, chicken nachos (extra side of jalapenos for Suzy), lettuce wraps and a bunch of napkins and ranches. Oh, and like 12 waters.”

Sound familiar?

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5. The “Celebratory” Happy Hour

“Yay, Christine got that huge promotion I’ve been gunning for since 2007! Let’s all celebrate until I’ve had enough Appletinis to numb the pain!”

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