Cake or pie? I need to make a decision by my birthday.
– Starvin’ in Stilwell
Dear pie guy,
Pie is an easier word to say than cake, which you’d think would make it a clear choice. Unequal frosting distribution is also a huge problem with cake, unless you’re one of those psychopaths who actually enjoys the corner pieces.
Pies are more versatile in general. I mean, have you ever heard of a cake chart? Pie is relevant to so many more situations, like pizza and math. For example, I know that pie equals the circumference of my belly after eating 3.14 of them.
I’ve got an idea so nobody ever even needs to choose. A Hybrid. We’ll call it ‘pake.’ Mmm, pake.
You’re welcome, world. #nailedit
[ed. note: We usually tell you that you should not, under any circumstances, take Mike’s advice or try out any of his suggestions for yourself, you know, in case following his advice leads to a negative credit score and kidney failure. In this case, however, three minutes on Pinterest will show that other people agree with Mike and that pie-cake might be really good. So just this once, listen to Mike.
Just don’t make a habit of it.]