My best friend is coming into town this weekend, and I’m not quite sure where to take her. Do you have any favorite Kansas City hangouts you recommend?
— Bestie from the Midwestie
You can tell I’m a social butterfly, can’t you? Is it my colorful personality, or the fact that I used to live in a shack that vaguely resembled a cocoon? Either way, you’ve come to the right place.
Being a P-list celebrity, it’s a bit tougher getting around KC these days. Nevertheless, you can usually find me at one of these places:
The Kansas City Zoo
For some reason, those furry primates just get me. I have no idea why.
There’s something about the way the employees scream at me as I walk through the door that just reminds me of home.
PowerPlay Entertainment Center
80,000 square feet of arcade games, bumper cars and laser tag. I don’t mean to brag, but you should see the way I dominate those 6 year olds!
It’s because of the food, guys. HONESTLY.
This is where I spend 95% of my life. It’s pretty much the most amazing place on earth. And that’s saying a lot, considering I once spent a summer in Branson. #SilverDollarDollarBillzYall