Can you tell us about your best or worst first date?
– Tired of Dating
The last date I went on went really well. I showed up at her house, and I honked the horn a couple of times so she’d know we were in a hurry (I don’t like being out past dark … too many werewolves.). She actually ended up bringing another guy with her, which I thought was cool because I was getting a new girlfriend and a new best friend on the same day. Score! As soon as they got to the car I pushed all the wrappers and trash onto the floor and put a towel down over her seat, because I’m a gentleman.
It was weird though – they both decided to sit in the back. Then they kept giving me directions, and when we finally got out, she asked how much she owed me and gave me some money. What a lady!
We all went to a concert, and even though the two of them spent most of the night talking and dancing with each other, I felt like we all really bonded. They just seemed to get me, especially my sense of humor. They could not stop laughing at me all night.
The two of them ended up going back to his place for a game of tonsil hockey. I don’t even know how to skate, let alone play hockey, so I told them to go have fun and we’d all go out again soon.
That was eight months ago. I’ve called and texted her a bunch of times but haven’t gotten an answer yet. I’m sure she’s just exhausted from all the hockey.