Open Letter to Louis CK: You’ve Got Kansas City All Wrong
Nov29

Open Letter to Louis CK: You’ve Got Kansas City All Wrong

Oh Louis, Louis, Louis, For years, you’ve been picking on Kansas City like we’re nothing more than a bunch of Miltons, Milhouses and Meg Griffins. Cheap shot after cheap shot, you’ve delivered defenseless blows to a city that’s never deserved them. In 2011, you told Jay Leno that Kansas City is “a terrible place.” And in an email to your massive following this past September, you flatteringly wrote...

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11 Minion GIFs that perfectly sum up the Royals’ EPIC All-Star Game
Jul13

11 Minion GIFs that perfectly sum up the Royals’ EPIC All-Star Game

So, yeah. The Royals pretty much dominated the MLB All-Star Game. Here’s how it all went down, Minion style.   When Eric Hosmer and Salvador Perez go yard in the same inning   P&L’s reaction   When Johnny Cueto thinks he and Hosmer are still boys   When Cueto gets knocked out of the game   When Kelvin Herrera pitches a 1-2-3 6th   When KC fans find out Hosmer wins the MVP   But Hosmer...

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The Top 10 KC-Inspired Baby Names of 2016
Jun17

The Top 10 KC-Inspired Baby Names of 2016

Here are the 10 trendiest KC-inspired baby names of 2016:   Sal For babies who love to splash and spend their days squatting over a plate.   Sydney Fun, fierce and confident. Babies with this name are skilled in the art of collecting Cups.   Lazlo Perfect name for any baby who’s got a face for radio.   Fiorella This name works for babies who are jacked, stacked and full of ribs.   Rex Does your baby...

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8 Insider Tips to Talking Like a Royals Expert
Apr19

8 Insider Tips to Talking Like a Royals Expert

You’re sitting at lunch with a group of workmates when the topic turns to Game of Thrones. On the outside you’re calm, but on the inside you squeal with glee. You’ve watched every episode, and now’s your chance to dazzle your co-workers. You quickly inject yourself into the conversation, tossing knowledge faster than a paperboy on deadline. Co-workers look at you in awe. Even your boss is impressed. Are you an...

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10 Amazing Things Your KC Tax Refund Can Get You
Apr13

10 Amazing Things Your KC Tax Refund Can Get You

There’s nothing fun about doing taxes. Which, for many of us, is why we wait until the last second to do them. The good news? The average tax refund in Kansas and Missouri is just over $2,500. That equates to roughly 138 cases of Boulevard beer. Not bad for a few hours of TurboTax. Using simple math, we figured out how many of our other favorite KC items one could purchase with a $2,500 tax return. The results are impressive: 33...

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