It’s Time to Pick the Best Dead Mall in Kansas City

There’s nothing creepier or more fascinating than a dead mall. Kansas City has quite a few of them, but which is the best? It’s time to decide once and for all.


Best Weird Art Sculptures


Winner: Whatever these things were at Bannister Mall


Best Floor


Winner: Obviously, it’s Great Mall of the Great Plains. The 1990’s called…


Best Fountain


Winner: This multi-story masterpiece at Metcalf South


Best Logo


Winner: Mission Center Mall because that slanted “O” though


Sketchiest Parking Lot


Winner: The north parking garage at Metcalf South. Need we say more?


Best 90’s TV Commercial

Winner: Bannister Mall and the Nickelodeon characters win this one. Still not convinced? Check out this gem.


Best Use of a Monkey


Winner: Jeepers/Zonkers/whatever it was called at Great Mall of the Great Plains


Best Location for a Zombie Movie


Winner: Metcalf South. The Walking Dead has nothing on this place.


Best Swimming Pool


Winner: The parking garage at Mission Center Mall during a rainstorm could have been Michael Phelps’ training pool.


The Champion: Metcalf South


The unofficial king of the dead malls. #RIPMetcalfSouth


Do you agree? Sound off in the comments below!


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  1. No love for Indian Springs?

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