There’s nothing creepier or more fascinating than a dead mall. Kansas City has quite a few of them, but which is the best? It’s time to decide once and for all.
Best Weird Art Sculptures
Winner: Whatever these things were at Bannister Mall
Winner: Obviously, it’s Great Mall of the Great Plains. The 1990’s called…
Winner: This multi-story masterpiece at Metcalf South
Winner: Mission Center Mall because that slanted “O” though
Sketchiest Parking Lot
Winner: The north parking garage at Metcalf South. Need we say more?
Best 90’s TV Commercial
Winner: Bannister Mall and the Nickelodeon characters win this one. Still not convinced? Check out this gem.
Best Use of a Monkey
Winner: Jeepers/Zonkers/whatever it was called at Great Mall of the Great Plains
Best Location for a Zombie Movie
Winner: Metcalf South. The Walking Dead has nothing on this place.
Best Swimming Pool
Winner: The parking garage at Mission Center Mall during a rainstorm could have been Michael Phelps’ training pool.
The Champion: Metcalf South
The unofficial king of the dead malls. #RIPMetcalfSouth
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