Your email inbox is 53% severe weather-related messages.
The forecast looks like this:
The Weather Channel even comes to visit.
The birds wake you up by chirping loudly at 4am (or whenever the thunderstorms end for the night).
Everyone is complaining about allergies. Everyone.
So. Much. Wind. It’s not worth trying to style your hair again until June.
People keep trying to call in sick with Royals fever.