Not many people know this, but I actually got a 100 on my SAT. Well, 100 points, that it is. Unfortunately I only got a 36 on my ACT, but that’s probably because I was just filling in random bubbles.
Since I’m kind of a genius, I thought I’d go ahead and give all those high schoolers some words of wisdom on how to survive the most awkward, humiliating four (or in my case, seven) years of their life. As you can tell, I made it through with flying colors!