Gluten Morgan! (That’s German for “Good morning!”)
Great news — I’ve posted another vlog for all you internetters out there! This one’s all about getting the perfect beach bod, which I’m obviously an expert on. Just look at me. I’ve been told my body resembles Michelangelo (the Ninja Turtle, not the statue). I mean, the proof is in the pudding … which is why I eat it 5-6 times per day.
Oh, and if you’re still not following me on Facebook, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!! Becoming Mazuma’s official spokesperson is my dream, and I need 1,000 likes to make that happen! You wouldn’t want someone to deny you of your dream, would you? How would you have liked it if you wanted to be an astronaut when you were a kid, and then your dad handed you a soldering iron and a tool belt and said, “This is more up your ally kid.” Well, that’s not going to happen to me (again), so go like my page! K bye.