The Oscars: Kansas City Edition

Oscar season is upon us, but that doesn’t mean Hollywood gets to have all the fun. It’s been an amazing year for Kansas City, chalk full of championships, viral videos and Bachelor-themed weddings.

To honor all of these great accomplishments, we’re handing out the most prestigious made up awards in the history of blogs: Mazumis. Think of them kind of like Oscars: they reward excellence, but you don’t need to get brutally attacked by a bear to finally win one (Congrats Leo!).

Without further ado, here are this year’s Mazumi winners:

Best star in a dramatic role …

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Wade Davis in the MLB playoffs

 

KC Reality Star You’re Most Likely to Follow on Instagram …

Jade Roper

Jade Roper (The Bachelor)

 

Best Original Artwork … 

MOTM-2015_web

 

Middle of the Map Fest by Phil ‘Sike Style’ Shafer

 

Best Instance of Public Streaking … 

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Chiefs’ 11 wins in a row

 

Best KC Short Film to Go Insanely Viral … 

Friend Dog Studio’s “Donald Trump is Your Drunk Neighbor”

 

Best Barbecue Dish in a Supporting Role … 

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Char Bar’s Jalapeno Cheesy-Corn Bake 

 

Best Original Score …

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KU 109, OU 106 (Triple OT)

 

Best Original Song …

“KC Royals Insanity Rap” by Mac Lethal

 

Highway most likely to cause you to lose your s*** and move to Mexico …

KS Highway

Kansas City Star

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Best New Addition to Kansas City …

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Sydney Leroux (and her awesome puppy)

Bar you’re most likely to meet up with someone you just met on Tinder …

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Kansas City Star

Ale House

 

And finally, the Best Picture of the Year goes to …

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Kansas City Star

The Royals Championship Parade taken by the Kansas City Star

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