These Hunter Pence Signs are Simply the Greatest

We are at T-3 hours until World Series Game 7 and have been spending a little too much time laughing at Giants players on the internet diligently productive all day. Really. We have definitely not spent the entire day laughing at Hunter Spence signs while bouncing in our chairs like seven-year-olds on a sugar high while impatiently awaiting the first pitch.

But just in case we *did* spend a tiny little bit of time laughing on the internet, we thought we’d share the wealth and help you in turn to kill at least 3 more minutes before the game starts.

That’s right. We found as many great #HunterPenceSigns as we could, and we’re ready to play ball.

Hunter Pence, you are a tremendous player, and Kansas City has nothing but respect for you. That being said, be prepared to be taken down.

GO ROYALS!

 

harry-potter

You-know-who hated Harry Potter, too. Looked what happened to him. #JustSayin

 

 

Klondike-Bar

He doesn’t deserve one, anyway.

 

 

Liberry-Not-Library

He probably says NU-KU-LER, too.

 

 

OJ-Brushing-Teeth

Fitting, since he leaves a sour taste in our mouths.

 

 

Prefers-Baths-Hates-Bacon

Seriously, how can ANYONE hate bacon?

 

shakeweight

This explains why he can’t hold onto a bat.

 

 

16-Minute-Insurance

He probably still calls 1-800-COLLECT, too.

 

 

cant-open-caprisun

A child can do this, Hunter. Really.

 

 

Celebrates-Like-Target-Lady

Twinsies.

 

 

Change-Underwear

That face, tho.

 

 

comic-sans

Can cavemen read?

 

 

cow-tipping

In his world, it probably does.

 

 

Tweet-BBQ-McRib

You know you’re in the heart of BBQ country, right bro?

 

Speaking of:

penceinks

This one is literally true.

 

 

hunter 1

It’s one thing to be bad at parallel parking when you live in a well-designed city like KC and don’t need to, but you’re from the coast. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW.

 

U2-Album

And liked it.

 

 

Uses-Bing

There has to be someone who does.

 

 

Uses-Myspace

Again, there has to be SOMEONE.

 

 

Singer-Spin-Docters

Please don’t call us, Hunter.

 

 

Sits-when-pees

That’s because his aim is so off.

 

 

Star-Wars-Buzz-Lightyear

And thinks that C-3P0 is what you put on squeaky door hinges.

 

 

Ties-His-Shoes

Hunter Pence has something in common with toddlers everywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

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3 Comments

  1. The best one I saw was at the game last night said something like “Hunter Pence and creepy Rob Lowe are BFFs”

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  2. Hunter Pence has a World Series Ring.

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    • mazuma

      Hunter Pence already had a World Series Ring.

      What I think we can learn from this is that Hunter Pence is bad at sharing.

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