We are at T-3 hours until World Series Game 7 and have been spending
a little too much time laughing at Giants players on the internet diligently productive all day. Really. We have definitely not spent the entire day laughing at Hunter Spence signs while bouncing in our chairs like seven-year-olds on a sugar high while impatiently awaiting the first pitch.
But just in case we *did* spend a tiny little bit of time laughing on the internet, we thought we’d share the wealth and help you in turn to kill at least 3 more minutes before the game starts.
That’s right. We found as many great #HunterPenceSigns as we could, and we’re ready to play ball.
Hunter Pence, you are a tremendous player, and Kansas City has nothing but respect for you. That being said, be prepared to be taken down.
You-know-who hated Harry Potter, too. Looked what happened to him. #JustSayin
He doesn’t deserve one, anyway.
He probably says NU-KU-LER, too.
Fitting, since he leaves a sour taste in our mouths.
Seriously, how can ANYONE hate bacon?
This explains why he can’t hold onto a bat.
He probably still calls 1-800-COLLECT, too.
A child can do this, Hunter. Really.
That face, tho.
Can cavemen read?
In his world, it probably does.
You know you’re in the heart of BBQ country, right bro?
This one is literally true.
It’s one thing to be bad at parallel parking when you live in a well-designed city like KC and don’t need to, but you’re from the coast. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW.
And liked it.
There has to be someone who does.
Again, there has to be SOMEONE.
Please don’t call us, Hunter.
That’s because his aim is so off.
And thinks that C-3P0 is what you put on squeaky door hinges.
Hunter Pence has something in common with toddlers everywhere.